ZOMBIES!!!! IN OUR OWN BATHTUB :?:?:

PSA: DO NOT TAKE BATHS UNTILL THIS ZOMBIE EPIDEMIC HAS PASSED. There have been well over 400 cases of Cannabalist-esqe acts going on in OUR neighbohoods, I mean OURS - AMERICAS OWN FUCKING BACKYARD AND SWINGSET NAD EVEN THE godforsaken JUNGLEGYM. This has got to be headline news, TONIGHT (i bet none of you got that head"line" pun, you know, bath salts, snorting lines, unless you are from reddit any admirable elementary school, you could pick up on such witty, witty, puns. (bet you didnt even catch that pun either.) (there wasn't one. FUCK YOU SNORT BATH SALTS ALL DAY NIGGAZZZZZZZZ)

Bath Salts 'Drug' All Up In The News!

The news articles on bath salts are BLOWING UP right now, just google it and find this:



Allentown Morning Call
'Bath salts' ban sent to Corbett for enactment | Philadelphia ...
4 days ago
By Amy Worden HARRISBURG - A bill that would ban the sale of a legal yet powerful drug known as "bath salts" is heading to Gov. ...
Philadelphia Inquirer - 78 related articles

Synthetic drugs still legal - but not while driving | Philadelphia ...
Philadelphia Inquirer - 2 related articles
Fort Lewis soldier who killed wife, self had taken synthetic 'bath ...



10 new ones every day.. damn