ZOMBIES!!!! IN OUR OWN BATHTUB :?:?:

PSA: DO NOT TAKE BATHS UNTILL THIS ZOMBIE EPIDEMIC HAS PASSED. There have been well over 400 cases of Cannabalist-esqe acts going on in OUR neighbohoods, I mean OURS - AMERICAS OWN FUCKING BACKYARD AND SWINGSET NAD EVEN THE godforsaken JUNGLEGYM. This has got to be headline news, TONIGHT (i bet none of you got that head"line" pun, you know, bath salts, snorting lines, unless you are from reddit any admirable elementary school, you could pick up on such witty, witty, puns. (bet you didnt even catch that pun either.) (there wasn't one. FUCK YOU SNORT BATH SALTS ALL DAY NIGGAZZZZZZZZ)